notshadowfever | [Voice] - For February 28th and 29th

[February 28th - Filtered from Kazooie]

[The voice post opens with the sounds of banjo strings being plucked. It sounds like the beginnings of a tune, but played slowly and quickly descending into flat, out of tune notes. A few more experimental notes follow, before the sound of a string snapping interrupts and is followed by an angry growl from Eggman.]

Gah! Can't anyone teach me how to play this blasted instrument? A mechanical genius I may be, but this contraption has me completely flabbergasted!

[February 29th]

[Today, Eggman's grinning face appears in the video feed of the journal system, and Eggman lets out his trademark, roaring laugh.]

Ohhh ho ho ho! Greetings, Luceti! It's me, Doctor Eggman! Do you all remember how fun Luceti Land was? Either way, listen up!

As you may know, my brilliant mind is always looking for new and exciting things to work on - and one of my passions is designing exciting and breathtaking attractions for my magnificent themeparks all over the world! So, to relieve a little boredom I decided I'd design a few fun attractions and maybe one day test drive them in the Battle Dome!

So how about it, Luceti? Inspire me! From rollercoasters to ferris wheels, even little teacups - I want to know which rides and attractions are your favourites!

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Oh no, I think the game is genius! Just that maybe they shouldn't be fired at such a high speed.

Oh, very well! Let's see... If the angle were to be increased skyward, I'm sure the potential of cake related injuries would be much less and it would provide an extra challenge, too!

This is sounding better, but the potential cake injuries should be brought down to zero. Donuts are made for enjoyment not pain.

If it takes place in the Battle Dome I'm sure I can program some non-lethal donuts.

[You know, if it's completely necessary.]

But real donuts would taste so much better! Why would you ever want a fake donut!?

Really? I couldn't ever tell the difference.

Perhaps I can bring real donuts into the Dome and manipulate their speed and trajectory. But I'm not sure what the limits of the facility are on real objects...