[Voice] - For February 28th and 29th

[notshadowfever]

[February 28th - Filtered from Kazooie]

[The voice post opens with the sounds of banjo strings being plucked. It sounds like the beginnings of a tune, but played slowly and quickly descending into flat, out of tune notes. A few more experimental notes follow, before the sound of a string snapping interrupts and is followed by an angry growl from Eggman.]

Gah! Can't anyone teach me how to play this blasted instrument? A mechanical genius I may be, but this contraption has me completely flabbergasted!


[February 29th]

[Today, Eggman's grinning face appears in the video feed of the journal system, and Eggman lets out his trademark, roaring laugh.]

Ohhh ho ho ho! Greetings, Luceti! It's me, Doctor Eggman! Do you all remember how fun Luceti Land was? Either way, listen up!

As you may know, my brilliant mind is always looking for new and exciting things to work on - and one of my passions is designing exciting and breathtaking attractions for my magnificent themeparks all over the world! So, to relieve a little boredom I decided I'd design a few fun attractions and maybe one day test drive them in the Battle Dome!

So how about it, Luceti? Inspire me! From rollercoasters to ferris wheels, even little teacups - I want to know which rides and attractions are your favourites!

Comments

[notshadowfever]

Exactly! It would be a barrel of laughs!

[goldenglasses]

Maybe for you, but not for me if I end up in the clinic for a week!

[notshadowfever]

A week, because of donuts? Now you're just being silly!

[goldenglasses]

What can I say? I have sensitive skin!

[notshadowfever]

Oh, very well. Perhaps I can test it on somebody else. They'll just have to eat all those delicious, moist donuts themselves.

[goldenglasses]

How about I test the donuts, you test the canon! That seems fair!

[notshadowfever]

Bah! Now we're going around in circles!

[goldenglasses]

No we're not! [Yes they are.]

[notshadowfever]

Yes we are!

[goldenglasses]

No, we have a new person to test the canon! That was very thoughtful of you, too!

[notshadowfever]

Well, I-

[notshadowfever]

Wait, what?

[goldenglasses]

It was very brave and noble of you! So when do you think we can test this thing together? You will make the canon so I know how to work it for you, right?

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[notshadowfever]

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[notshadowfever]

... I should have something basic put together in a week or so, if you really want to help me test it out.

[goldenglasses]

It'd be my pleasure! I'll make sure the bakery has it's tastiest donuts ready for the occasion and test them myself!

[notshadowfever]

[Well, if anything, Eggman does respect Vash's taste in cuisine, so it can't hurt.]

Indeed! I trust you'll find something suitably delicious - and messy, I hope. It's more fun that way!

[goldenglasses]

Oh! Great idea! I'll for the jelly ones then!

[notshadowfever]

Marvellous! I'll get back to you with details of where and when the prototype can be tested!

[goldenglasses]

Sounds great! I can't wait!