[Voice] - For February 28th and 29th

[notshadowfever]

[February 28th - Filtered from Kazooie]

[The voice post opens with the sounds of banjo strings being plucked. It sounds like the beginnings of a tune, but played slowly and quickly descending into flat, out of tune notes. A few more experimental notes follow, before the sound of a string snapping interrupts and is followed by an angry growl from Eggman.]

Gah! Can't anyone teach me how to play this blasted instrument? A mechanical genius I may be, but this contraption has me completely flabbergasted!


[February 29th]

[Today, Eggman's grinning face appears in the video feed of the journal system, and Eggman lets out his trademark, roaring laugh.]

Ohhh ho ho ho! Greetings, Luceti! It's me, Doctor Eggman! Do you all remember how fun Luceti Land was? Either way, listen up!

As you may know, my brilliant mind is always looking for new and exciting things to work on - and one of my passions is designing exciting and breathtaking attractions for my magnificent themeparks all over the world! So, to relieve a little boredom I decided I'd design a few fun attractions and maybe one day test drive them in the Battle Dome!

So how about it, Luceti? Inspire me! From rollercoasters to ferris wheels, even little teacups - I want to know which rides and attractions are your favourites!

Comments

[notshadowfever]

Oh, how disappointing. Very well, I won't put too many sharks in after all.

[doubleppk]

Much appreciated doll-face!

Besides, one or two is exciting, seven or eight isn't even a surprise anymore.

[notshadowfever]

I don't know, I think whoever fell into a tank of eight sharks would be pretty surprised. Or terrified, at least.

[doubleppk]

Nope. Eight sharks crowd each other and then you can see them and know not to get in. Two sharks though, now that's suspense.

I speak from experience. [... Sadly this is true.]

[notshadowfever]

How interesting! You'd be surprised how few experienced shark wrestlers there are to gather data from.

Very well then, perhaps a few well camouflaged beasties with the element of surprise may have an advantage over a whole school of spiked super-sharks. I can't wait to try it out and see!

[doubleppk]

Camouflage always works best! Sharks are the worst when you don't even know they're coming! Like in Jaws! Make sure they have theme music too! But it can only activate when they grab onto legs. That way there's no warning.

[notshadowfever]

Of course! I hadn't even considered dramatic music! Yes! A terrifying tune to strike fear into the hearts of my victims! Oh ho ho ho! It'll be the icing on the cake!

[doubleppk]

You can set it right for when their jaws close in on something!

Just make sure they can't be used on you. People always forget that part.

[notshadowfever]

Oh, don't worry. I learned the hard way to program robots with high levels of obedience.

[doubleppk]

Smart. At least you're not crazy enough to try turning yourself into a robot.

[You know. She assumes.]

[notshadowfever]

I wouldn't dream of doing such a thing! I'm perfect enough without any cybernetic enhancements! Besides, we all know how that always turns out in the movies.

[The same way it turns out for mad scientists who build robot armies, I suppose.]

[doubleppk]

Exactly! It never turns out well. You'll always gets zapped with tons of electricity and drown on a cruise ship.

["Always" is pushing the limit, but whatever, whatever.]

lol slow

[notshadowfever]

Yeowch! Remind me not to take any sunny vacations if I decide to roboticise myself.

np~ /slow as well

[doubleppk]

Well, Scorpion did do that to himself. He also made the crazy cruise as a trap... well, because he's crazy.

1/2

[notshadowfever]

Oh, how foolish! Everyone knows the best traps are in theme parks!

2

[notshadowfever]

Errr, not that this particular theme park is a trap, of course. Except for maybe those sharks I mentioned! Ahem.

[doubleppk]

A theme park trap does seem pretty catchy!

[Worst pun EVER award goes to...]

[notshadowfever]

I like your punny spirit! But I should go work on those robot sharks, not to mention all the other wacky suggestions people brought up.

[doubleppk]

Okay! Good luck Mr. Mad Scientist-type!