[Voice] - For February 28th and 29th

[notshadowfever]

[February 28th - Filtered from Kazooie]

[The voice post opens with the sounds of banjo strings being plucked. It sounds like the beginnings of a tune, but played slowly and quickly descending into flat, out of tune notes. A few more experimental notes follow, before the sound of a string snapping interrupts and is followed by an angry growl from Eggman.]

Gah! Can't anyone teach me how to play this blasted instrument? A mechanical genius I may be, but this contraption has me completely flabbergasted!


[February 29th]

[Today, Eggman's grinning face appears in the video feed of the journal system, and Eggman lets out his trademark, roaring laugh.]

Ohhh ho ho ho! Greetings, Luceti! It's me, Doctor Eggman! Do you all remember how fun Luceti Land was? Either way, listen up!

As you may know, my brilliant mind is always looking for new and exciting things to work on - and one of my passions is designing exciting and breathtaking attractions for my magnificent themeparks all over the world! So, to relieve a little boredom I decided I'd design a few fun attractions and maybe one day test drive them in the Battle Dome!

So how about it, Luceti? Inspire me! From rollercoasters to ferris wheels, even little teacups - I want to know which rides and attractions are your favourites!

Comments

[notshadowfever]

What could possibly be evil about having fun, Sonic?

[itdoesntmatter]

You were the one who mentioned "circular saws" when you thought of carousels. I'm pretty sure that's not exactly carnival-fare.

Most definitions of fun don't involve people getting hurt.

[Most. There are contact sports, after all.]

[notshadowfever]

What?! You've been listening to my conversations?! Grr! I'll soon put a stop to that!

That was just a simple slip of the tongue! You know how I love a good deadly carnival, but you should also know I only make death traps intended for heroes like you! Ba ha ha! Besides, it'll be at the Battle Dome. No one can get hurt in there! Not badly, anyway...

[itdoesntmatter]

Well, if it was an innocent public question, I don't see what the problem is in the first place.

...And really, shouldn't you try to avoid people getting hurt, if you want to make a successful carnival?

[notshadowfever]

I've already said I wouldn't make it deadly, Sonic. I can't possibly imagine what else you could want from me.

[itdoesntmatter]

Understanding safety regulations might be a start.

[notshadowfever]

As soon as the Malnosso publish a set of safety regulations, I'll be sure to follow every single one of them!

[itdoesntmatter]

Yeah, I totally believe that.

...Anyway. What've you got for ideas in your head so far for that amusement park?

[If they're under this temporary truce, it might pay for him to try to keep Eggman from doing something stupid. Which might be more trouble than it's worth, but he figures he'll try, at least.]

[notshadowfever]

Most of my ideas are for fantastic rollercoasters currently. After all, they seem to be the most popular attraction.

What can I put you down for, Sonic? I could always build a deadly obstacle course of robots, spikes and pitfalls. It'll be just like old times!

[itdoesntmatter]

Sounds like fun. I can take anything you throw at me.

But I am more partial to roller coasters myself. They're fun to run on.

[notshadowfever]

Just you wait, Sonic! I'll build a rollercoaster so deadly that not even you will be able to make it to the end of the track alive! Oh ho ho ho ho ho!

[Congratulations, you've got Eggman plotting like his old self again.]

[itdoesntmatter]

Just so long as you don't go getting other people tied up in it! Otherwise there's gonna be problems.

Ah heck, you know I'm just gonna wreck it when I'm done with it anyway!

1/2

[notshadowfever]

Just like you wreck all my beautiful creations, Sonic.

[notshadowfever]

Unfortunately, it will probably have to be in the Battle Dome, unless I get a large consignment of evil theme park construction materials from the Malnosso one day soon.

[itdoesntmatter]

Think that's about as likely as Shadow developing a sense of humor.

[notshadowfever]

Oh, he has a sense of humour. You don't want to be on the receiving end of that sense of humour.

[Not like Eggman was during the Black Arms war.]

Ahem! But I should get back to work and I suppose you should get back to whatever it is you like to do.