[Voice] - For February 28th and 29th

[notshadowfever]

[February 28th - Filtered from Kazooie]

[The voice post opens with the sounds of banjo strings being plucked. It sounds like the beginnings of a tune, but played slowly and quickly descending into flat, out of tune notes. A few more experimental notes follow, before the sound of a string snapping interrupts and is followed by an angry growl from Eggman.]

Gah! Can't anyone teach me how to play this blasted instrument? A mechanical genius I may be, but this contraption has me completely flabbergasted!


[February 29th]

[Today, Eggman's grinning face appears in the video feed of the journal system, and Eggman lets out his trademark, roaring laugh.]

Ohhh ho ho ho! Greetings, Luceti! It's me, Doctor Eggman! Do you all remember how fun Luceti Land was? Either way, listen up!

As you may know, my brilliant mind is always looking for new and exciting things to work on - and one of my passions is designing exciting and breathtaking attractions for my magnificent themeparks all over the world! So, to relieve a little boredom I decided I'd design a few fun attractions and maybe one day test drive them in the Battle Dome!

So how about it, Luceti? Inspire me! From rollercoasters to ferris wheels, even little teacups - I want to know which rides and attractions are your favourites!

Comments

[notshadowfever]

Indeed it was, especially compared to one of my glorious creations! But if I recall correctly, you weren't even there. How would you know?

[acertainalbinoesper]

I avoided it on purpose because of how stupid it was.

And I bet your creations suck.

[notshadowfever]

Bah! My creations could knock you for six!

[acertainalbinoesper]

Think you could prove that?

[notshadowfever]

You know, I most probably could in the Battle Dome!

augh sorry for slow

[ippotsuko]

I doubt it.

Do you really want to try.

apology accepted. I GUESS.

[notshadowfever]

Ho ho ho! The real question is do you really want to be humiliated by my machines?

[ippotsuko]

I wouldn't be. You aren't aware of the kind of power I have, are you?

[notshadowfever]

I'm sure if you describe it to me in excruciating detail it'll give me that edge I need to defeat you.

[ippotsuko]

Yeah, I'm not stupid enough to do that.

[notshadowfever]

You can't blame a mad scientist for trying. Very well then, I'll just have to do things the old fashioned way.

[Trial and error. Or rigging the Battle Dome. Either one works.]

[ippotsuko]

A mad scientist versus the product of years of experimentation. How cliche.

I'll warn you ahead of time that I have a shield around my body that would deflect any attack you could throw at me.

[...More or less. Plus nerfing and all that.]

[notshadowfever]

Oh, really? Ba ha ha! I'm sure that in my incomprehensible genius I'll find a way around such a trivial problem.

[ippotsuko]

Ah, but you're assuming I care about challenging you.

[notshadowfever]

You're right. I'd entirely forgotten about the possibility of you being a chicken.

[ippotsuko]

I'm not a chicken, I just don't like wasting my time.

[notshadowfever]

Really now, if you're afraid of losing all you have to do is say so and I'll forget about the whole thing.

[ippotsuko]

...If you really want to get your ass kicked, I guess I can do it.

[notshadowfever]

Splendid! I'll get back to you when I've designed the machine that will bring about your end!

[ippotsuko]

Good luck with that. Don't get too upset when I break it.

[notshadowfever]

Farewell for now, boy! [And then, just to annoy him:] Be good!